What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

Why was Boromir corrupted by the One Ring, but not Faramir in The Lord of the Rings?

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”

What! how could you do that?

How do you know if your husband loves you truly and deeply?

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

What do you mean son?

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

What are the pros and cons of a prospective bride/groom not having any siblings?

Do you know what she said mum?

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”

True - how I loved my mum!

Why do so many 18 to 29-year-old men struggle in dating?

What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

Is it possible for people who claim to be genuine and honest to actually not be? If so, why do they behave this way?

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”